zeldea:

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

(via soil-plants)

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ironinkpen:

secondandsebringmethehorizon:

bleed-for-you:

mattgoodsbestfriend:

nemo-sum:

webbyghost:

naerysa:

damndarrenineedacigarettenow:

actinoutloud:

the-sociopaths-have-10-ant:

randomhumanrambling:

imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate:

collidingdreamswithreality:

Reblog if you’re old enough to get this

Laughter.  Horrified laughter.



HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IT’S BACK TO REAP MY SOUL

KILL IT WITH FIRE

omg



OH MY GOD
THROW IT OUT THE AIRLOCK
SHOOT IT
SOMETHING

Oh god, why?

NO, I HATE HIM

NOOOO NOT THE TALKING PAPERCLIP.

wandows.

GET THAT DEMON SPAWN AWAY FROM ME.

ironinkpen:

secondandsebringmethehorizon:

bleed-for-you:

mattgoodsbestfriend:

nemo-sum:

webbyghost:

naerysa:

damndarrenineedacigarettenow:

actinoutloud:

the-sociopaths-have-10-ant:

randomhumanrambling:

imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate:

collidingdreamswithreality:

Reblog if you’re old enough to get this

Laughter.  Horrified laughter.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IT’S BACK TO REAP MY SOUL

KILL IT WITH FIRE

omg

OH MY GOD

THROW IT OUT THE AIRLOCK

SHOOT IT

SOMETHING

Oh god, why?

NO, I HATE HIM

NOOOO NOT THE TALKING PAPERCLIP.

wandows.

GET THAT DEMON SPAWN AWAY FROM ME.

(via thespeedofdarknesslightsourway)

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2boys1cup:

the only thing i can turn on is my computer

(via soil-plants)

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  • me: *stays home*
  • parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
  • me: *goes out*
  • parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
  • me: *eats*
  • parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
  • me: *doesn't eat something*
  • parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
  • me: *exhales*
  • parents: don't give me that attitude

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verusapinklamb:

Honestly this is one of the best proverbs I ever heard from Pixar.

verusapinklamb:

Honestly this is one of the best proverbs I ever heard from Pixar.

(Source: mpgrn)

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